PREAMBLE: These terms and conditions ("Directives") constitute a legally non-binding but socially crucial agreement between the entity known as "The Taskmaster" and the individual designated as "Participant."
SECTION 1: ATTENDANCE & COMMITMENT
1.1. The Participant acknowledges that this event involves significant logistical planning. A firm commitment is required. An RSVP of "Yes" is to be considered binding. Flakiness will be noted and may result in mild to moderate shaming.
1.2. CANCELLATIONS: Participants who cancel within 72 hours of the event will forfeit 100% of their $0.00 (zero dollars) security deposit.
SECTION 2: AGE VERIFICATION & CONSUMPTION OF LIBATIONS
2.1. This event is strictly for Participants aged 21 and over. Government-issued identification may be requested if you look suspiciously youthful.
2.2. The consumption of alcoholic beverages will occur. Participants are advised to act in accordance with their own tolerance. Per federal law: GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
SECTION 3: RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
3.1. The Taskmaster's judgment is final, absolute, and not subject to appeal, review, or rational debate. All information required to complete a task is on the task. The answer to "Is this all the information?" is always "All the information is on the task."
3.2. Participants may choose to furnish their own standard stationery if preferred. Any Participant who elects to bring a colored writing utensil for an additional 5 points for your team will be noted for their foresight.
3.3. Any attempt to interpret the "spirit" of the rules over the literal, pedantic wording will be met with a penalty. The penalty will be determined by whim and may involve disadvantageous task modifications or public mockery.
SECTION 4: INTELLECTUAL & EMOTIONAL PROPERTY
4.1. All creations, be they artistic, culinary, or architectural, become the property of the Taskmaster's archives, to be used for future amusement or cautionary tales.
4.2. Dignity is a resource. The Taskmaster assumes no liability for bruised egos, questionable life choices made under pressure, or the sudden realization that you are not as good at stacking things as you previously believed.
SECTION 5: LIABILITY AND AGREEMENT
5.1. By attending The Party, attendees agree to release and hold harmless the event hosts from any and all liability, claims, or demands for personal injury, sickness, or death, as well as property damage and expenses, of any nature whatsoever which may be incurred by the attendee.
5.2. This agreement is not legally binding in any jurisdiction and is intended purely for entertainment and informational purposes. Your RSVP is considered an acceptance of these non-binding, yet important, terms.
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